such a gorgeous asshole

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markeyssc:

markeyssc:

markeyssc:

unexplained-events:

Mr Curly
Daniela Liverani started getting nose-bleeds, but chalked it up to a motor bike accident she previously had. She thought that the crash had resulted in a dark blood clot, but it wasn’t until she saw the blood clot moving that she realized it was something alive. 
She was in the shower when she noticed her “blood clot” wriggling. She went to the doctor where they used tweezers to remove her moving “blood clot.” It turned out that Daniela was housing a leech that was 3 inches long. She believes it crawled up her nose when she was backpacking in South East Asia….a month ago.
She named it Mr. Curly. 
BBC

nope

nope

fuckity nope

markeyssc:

markeyssc:

markeyssc:

unexplained-events:

Mr Curly

Daniela Liverani started getting nose-bleeds, but chalked it up to a motor bike accident she previously had. She thought that the crash had resulted in a dark blood clot, but it wasn’t until she saw the blood clot moving that she realized it was something alive. 

She was in the shower when she noticed her “blood clot” wriggling. She went to the doctor where they used tweezers to remove her moving “blood clot.” It turned out that Daniela was housing a leech that was 3 inches long. She believes it crawled up her nose when she was backpacking in South East Asia….a month ago.

She named it Mr. Curly. 

BBC

nope

nope

fuckity nope

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chirotus:

constant-instigator:

ermefinedining:

This map should be included in every history book.

Oh wow! I’ve been wanting this for ages!

This needs to be in every history book along with a map showing where those nations have been pushed to now.

chirotus:

constant-instigator:

ermefinedining:

This map should be included in every history book.

Oh wow! I’ve been wanting this for ages!

This needs to be in every history book along with a map showing where those nations have been pushed to now.

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greytaliesin:

A super quick trick for drawing draped fabric that my art teacher taught me in high school.

greytaliesin:

A super quick trick for drawing draped fabric that my art teacher taught me in high school.

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creepyjirachi:

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU SOMEONE SET THE SCHOOL BATHROOM ON FIRE AND I GOT OUT OF A HUGE PRESENTATION. ARSON SAVED MY ASS

creepyjirachi:

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU SOMEONE SET THE SCHOOL BATHROOM ON FIRE AND I GOT OUT OF A HUGE PRESENTATION. ARSON SAVED MY ASS

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themegalosaurus:

Thomas is a good daddy to Jared (Torcon 2014)

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Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol
Anonymous

twwerkingampora:

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.

'oH NO I SAW BARE BREASTS ON THE INTERNET, WHAT EVER SHALL I DO????????????????!1/!?!!?!”

criedwolves:

showing my support for this new guys in oversized tees and thigh highs trend

coffeeinmybeard:

memeterprise:

wrecked

Fucking burn

coffeeinmybeard:

memeterprise:

wrecked

Fucking burn

(via microsoft-windows95)

Any tips on drawing mouths?
Anonymous

jazzumon:

gingeredpolarbears:

i-see-light:

Oh gosh I will try

I do basic closed mouths like

altered pretty easily for parted lips

annnnnd teeth…

You can put as much or as little definition into your teeth as you like, but I go about halfway

And remember that it’s dark inside mouths, and that there’s a tongue in there. I’m terrible at tips, I’m sorry! Polararts has a much better tutorial haha.

Naw, teeth are helpful~ I forgot to mention how to do those. xD

lmao no matter what you do dont ask me to explain this hehe

allpaintedincolors:

super-general-koopa:

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

image

There is no escape from this. 

NO

HELP

FUCK

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schizy-angel:

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

image

Here it is with a candle.

image

Happy Halloween.

GOD

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD.

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Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop

misandry-malone:

myrtlewilson:

how to be a good ally:

  • do not participate in ally week
  • do not participate in ally month
  • do not participate in straight but not narrow
  • do not participate in noh8
  • and please just shut the fuck up when actual queer people are talking

ESPECIALLY NOH8. They are awful and transphobic and biphobic. 

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