postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via trust)

xld:

My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes

(via persephohe)

tweeckos:

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A DICK YOUR RIVAL IS WHEN YOU PLAY AS A GIRL OK
I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD PLAYING AS A BOY ON R/S/E AND MAY WAS A HELLA CHILL RIVAL. I REPLAYED RECENTLY AS A GIRL AND WAS FUCKING PISSED TO SEE BRENDAN IS A TOTAL DICKFACE
HE ASSUMES THAT, BECAUSE YOU’RE THE CHILD OF A GYM LEADER, YOU MUST BE A BOY. HE’S CONSTANTLY BELITTLING YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR JOURNEY. HE’S WORSE THAN GARY IMO BECAUSE ITS LIKE HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING.BRENDAN IS A TOTAL ASSBUTT I HOPE THEY REDO HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY IN ORAS

tweeckos:

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A DICK YOUR RIVAL IS WHEN YOU PLAY AS A GIRL OK

I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD PLAYING AS A BOY ON R/S/E AND MAY WAS A HELLA CHILL RIVAL. I REPLAYED RECENTLY AS A GIRL AND WAS FUCKING PISSED TO SEE BRENDAN IS A TOTAL DICKFACE

HE ASSUMES THAT, BECAUSE YOU’RE THE CHILD OF A GYM LEADER, YOU MUST BE A BOY. HE’S CONSTANTLY BELITTLING YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR JOURNEY. HE’S WORSE THAN GARY IMO BECAUSE ITS LIKE HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING.

BRENDAN IS A TOTAL ASSBUTT I HOPE THEY REDO HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY IN ORAS

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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paper-trains:

dudewhatthefuuu:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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holy shit

I feel like this accurately describes my life

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cyberho:

MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP 2NITE IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE DA SUN LIGHT 

cyberho:

MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP 2NITE IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE DA SUN LIGHT 

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saracastically:

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:(terms of use)

saracastically:

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!
just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:
(terms of use)

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dogosse-giar:

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku


FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges


he gonna get at least 5 years

dogosse-giar:

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku

FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

he gonna get at least 5 years

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